breaking celebrity news

September 23rd, 2009

mackenzie phillips to star in old boy 2.

i’ll kill ur dog.

September 21st, 2009

my dream job.

September 20th, 2009

vpilf

September 2nd, 2008

VPilf

gods car

August 28th, 2008

on my way to work today i saw god driving. he drives a super old beater, and he looks like an old ragged lady. i know it was god. my evidence was in the bumper sticker. it was a tongue in cheek complaint about having to do perform miracles and magic all the time. it said:

“If it ain’t ‘1′ blessing it’s another”

hallelujah

resurrected

August 26th, 2008

i think i’ll bring this blog back from the dead.
it will take me most likely 2-3 weeks before i remember how to be funny.

i bought this book, im expecting it to come from amazon on thursday.

the peanut butter solution

August 13th, 2007

if you were at my bachelor party you probably remember talking about this movie.

its about a boy who loses his hair because he gets too scared. then some ghosts tell him how to grow it back. but he fucks it up. then his hair wont stop growing. eventually he gets kidnapped by a paint brush maker. described on google video as a horror/comedy, also it features a really good celine dion song.

dig it

not on dvd, also its downloadable on google.

wedding

August 13th, 2007

i had a wedding on july 14th 2007.

it was the best day of my life!

i have more to say later.

pictures can be seen here:
http://pictage.com/335918

you have to register but its pretty much worth it.

shave and a rinse

July 2nd, 2007

today i had a professional shave, it is the worst thing you can do to yourself.
it hurts really badly the whole time they’re doing it, and the result is painful, mine doesnt even look that good. and it cost like 50$.

policenauts

May 13th, 2007

yesterday i was at a party and this party had a keg, when i wasfilling up my beer these people said “that guy is already wasted” and i said “meee?” and they said no that guy and pointed at some other guy who was all red. so i went up to the other guy and said that those people said that about him and he said “its not my fault i was playing ultimate frisby all day long”…