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September 23rd, 2009mackenzie phillips to star in old boy 2.
mackenzie phillips to star in old boy 2.
on my way to work today i saw god driving. he drives a super old beater, and he looks like an old ragged lady. i know it was god. my evidence was in the bumper sticker. it was a tongue in cheek complaint about having to do perform miracles and magic all the time. it said:
“If it ain’t ‘1′ blessing it’s another”
hallelujah
i think i’ll bring this blog back from the dead.
it will take me most likely 2-3 weeks before i remember how to be funny.
i bought this book, im expecting it to come from amazon on thursday.
if you were at my bachelor party you probably remember talking about this movie.
its about a boy who loses his hair because he gets too scared. then some ghosts tell him how to grow it back. but he fucks it up. then his hair wont stop growing. eventually he gets kidnapped by a paint brush maker. described on google video as a horror/comedy, also it features a really good celine dion song.
not on dvd, also its downloadable on google.
i had a wedding on july 14th 2007.
it was the best day of my life!
i have more to say later.
pictures can be seen here:
http://pictage.com/335918
you have to register but its pretty much worth it.
today i had a professional shave, it is the worst thing you can do to yourself.
it hurts really badly the whole time they’re doing it, and the result is painful, mine doesnt even look that good. and it cost like 50$.
yesterday i was at a party and this party had a keg, when i wasfilling up my beer these people said “that guy is already wasted” and i said “meee?” and they said no that guy and pointed at some other guy who was all red. so i went up to the other guy and said that those people said that about him and he said “its not my fault i was playing ultimate frisby all day long”…